Oh the DRAMA!!

Once again...Mother of the Year! Bailey was having an especially dramatic day today. She came to me at recess to tell me that she bumped her head and needed a kiss. We joked, cuddled, kissed; and off she went. In a few minutes I looked up to see her running at me sobbing. I opened my mouth to say something very unsympathetic about her being dramatic, when I saw it...THE BIG, BLACK, GOOSE EGG!! She really did hit her head this time. Some kid pushed her and she whacked it on a slide. MEAN, MEAN, MOMMY!! I didn't take a picture, because I hated for there to be concrete evidence when DFCS takes her. I really hate for my kid to have to wear a helmet on the playground...but at this point it's an option. I'll post a pic tomorrow...which, as MY luck would have it, is picture day. Sigh...only the Wilsons. She'll be rockin' a forehead bruise in her Kindergarten class photo for posterity.

I couldn't make this stuff up, people!!!

Oh, and just for a laugh...here's what they look like when we take morning baths...



Isn't that pitiful??